Let’s get smashed (and properly outfitted for fall) 🍂
SEASONAL SPOTLIGHT • VOL. 09
Laser-crafted mischief for the finest season of the year.
FEATURED REQUISITE
"Let's Get Smashed" 6oz Leatherette Flask
$24.99 $29.99
Because pumpkin smashing is frowned upon—and drinking from an actual squash is wildly inconvenient. Rich crimson leatherette, durable stitching, and a permanent laser-etched grin built for fall tailgates, bonfires, and neighborhood tours.
STUDIO EDITORIAL
Zero shapeless tubes. 100% deep engraving.
We don't do disposable trinkets or flimsy tees. Every piece leaving our Utah studio is deeply etched, epoxy-filled, or pressed on heavyweight tri-blend cotton designed to endure year after year.
APPARITION ATTIRE
Tis The Season Halloween Tee
Ultra-soft tri-blend featuring the dancing skeleton crew. Tailored regular fit that holds up wash after wash.
$24.99
HEADWEAR
"Maybe Today Satan" Trucker Cap
Purple Richardson 112 with custom laser-engraved patch. For those days when rebellion is simply on the schedule.
$25.00 $30.00
BLACK WALNUT
"My Kitchen, My Rules" Board
Solid walnut deeply engraved and hand-filled with food-safe epoxy. Built for prep or presentation.
$30.00 $40.00
NATURAL SLATE
Halloween Engraved Trivet
Rugged natural slate etched with seasonal iconography. Protects countertops and sets the mood instantly.
$20.00
THE FULL COLLECTION
Ready for gifts or personal mischief?
Explore our entire lineup of tees, cutting boards, engraved glassware, and bespoke fall provisions.
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