Utah Sucks. Don't Move Here. – Utah Pride Tri-Blend Tee

Utah sucks. Don't move here. Seriously. It's terrible.

The mountains are too majestic. The red rock deserts are ridiculously beautiful. The skiing is world-class, the trails go on forever, and don't even get us started on the sunsets. It's absolutely miserable here.

And we'd really appreciate it if everyone would stop finding out.

Our "Utah Sucks. Don't Move Here." Tee is a tongue-in-cheek tribute to the greatest state in the country and the locals who would prefer to keep it a little less crowded.

Featuring a vintage-inspired sunset design with towering mountains, pine forests, and a soaring eagle, this shirt celebrates everything that makes the Beehive State incredible—with just the right amount of sarcasm.

Whether you're a fifth-generation Utahn, a transplant who's discovered the secret, or someone who just wishes the trailhead parking lots were a little emptier, this shirt says what we're all thinking.

And because Utah adventures demand comfort, we've printed it on our favorite premium Next Level 6010 tri-blend tee.

The Good Stuff

• Premium tri-blend fabric: 50% polyester, 25% combed ring-spun cotton, 25% rayon.

• Ridiculously soft: That perfectly broken-in feel from the very first wear.

• Lightweight comfort: 4.3 oz fabric that's breathable and comfortable year-round.

• Modern retail fit: Athletic-inspired styling without feeling restrictive.

• Vintage-inspired artwork: Retro sunset colors, rugged mountains, and a distressed finish that looks as good as Utah's scenery.

• Utah pride with an attitude: Because loving your state doesn't mean you have to invite everyone to move here.

Five national parks. The greatest snow on Earth. Endless outdoor adventures.

Yep. Utah is awful.

Don't move here. Tell your friends.